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Updated on November 5, 2015
AMID DECLINING MOTORCYCLE SALES, HARLEY-DAVIDSON FOCUSES ON FITNESS EQUIPMENT
|Slim Bob Elliptical Trainer
Harley-Davidson is an American manufacturing icon, but the motorcycle maker is still struggling to recover from the great recession. ”We had to develop new products,” said marketing director Dorman “Pile Driver” Spootman while picking his teeth with a large dagger.
Their first new product, the Slim Bob elliptical trainer, has just hit the market and Harley employees are obviously proud of it. ”It’s alright,” said Spootman. ”It’s got a hole for your beer can.”