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IN COST CUTTING MOVE, GOVERNMENT TO TURN OVER AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TO BIRD WATCHERS

The Federal Aviation Administration today announced it will turn over all U.S. air traffic control duties to bird watching clubs beginning next fall.  

“I think it’ll work out great,” said Congressman Cubby Wunch, who authored the legislation.  “It’ll save taxpayers millions of dollars, and besides, bird watchers are already used to standing for long periods of time looking through binoculars.”

Rep. Cubby Wunch

Wunch also announced that he plans to resign from Congress next month in order to spend more time with someone else’s family.  “My family is okay,” he explained.  “But I really like my neighbor’s wife and kids more.” 

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