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Top scoring Volvo in 60mph crash test

NO DAMAGE!  VOLVO GETS TOP SCORE IN 60 MPH CRASH SAFETY TEST
Insurance Institute says vehicle wasn’t even scratched in 60 mile per hour crash into barrier, although crash dummy’s head separated and was later found inside the facility’s lunchroom.

HONDA DROPS ODYSSEY VACUUM CLEANER 
CREVICE ATTACHMENT AFTER RECEIVING HUNDREDS OF PRACTICAL JOKE
COMPLAINTS FROM PASSENGERS
“It’s funny until it happens to you.  Someone always winds up crying.”
Honda spokeswoman Yodle Louie

NEW COURSE TEACHES DRIVERS OF LARGE SUVs HOW TO USE TURN SIGNALS