HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES

“We all have Hoverounds, and
we love them!”
The Beach Boys

“Round, Round, Get Around, I Hoveround”

Beach Boys record commercial jingle for Hoveround mobility scooter

INVESTIGATORS BLAME “VEGAN INSURGENTS”

FOR WEINERMOBILE TORCHING

“It’s very sad. But it sure smelled good. Let’s go eat.”
Arson investigator Cooter Cranz

HondaJet in final testing stages

HONDA’S SAYS ITS NEW BUSINESS JET IS ALMOST READY FOR TAKEOFF

Parksplug