Updated on November 5, 2015
CATTLE UNION DECRIES USE OF ARTIFICIAL LEATHER IN VEHICLES
The world’s largest cattle union is blasting automakers for their increased use of artificial leathers for vehicle interiors. “It’s an inferior product and they’re just trying to save money, but at the same time, they’re putting thousands of us cows out of work,” claimed COWSNOW spokesbovine Blossom, who like most cattle, uses a single name. “Not all of us want to go into meat or milk, you know.”
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| A group of COWSNOW members attempted to organize a protest march, but most attendees simply stood around and stared at the photographer
Manufacturers of artificial leather, however, say their product is more durable and less expensive for consumers. “These union cows would be much better off if they spent less time complaining and more time tackling their cracking and staining issues,” said Sparley Poink of SansMoo, Inc.
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