Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
ACTOR SAM ELLIOTT TO PROVIDE “EXHAUST SOUND” FOR NEW HARLEY-DAVIDSON ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE
“A Harley that makes a whirring sound would just be wrong, so we recorded Sam saying potato, potato, potato over and over and we’ll run that out a speaker mounted under the seat.”
Harley-Davidson Acoustical Engineer Buck “Potato” Puckett
SUBARU TO REPLACE ONCE-VAUNTED
ACU-PRICK ACUPUNCTURE SEATS WITH MORE TRADITIONAL MASSAGING UNITS.
Action taken following owner complaints of little red back dots and occasional muscle twitch
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“No doubt about it, a thumb
would have made the trip a
lot faster and easier.”
Junior Yoogler
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AFTER FOUR YEARS, MAN WITH NO THUMBS ACHIEVES GOAL OF HITCHHIKING ACROSS DELAWARE
“Most motorists didn’t stop because, well, they couldn’t tell I was hitchhiking. Unfortunately, when someone did stop, a lot of times I couldn’t operate the door handle.”
Thumbless Hitchhiker Junior Yoogler
