Posted on March 31, 2017
First Look at Vice-President’s New Limo
The replacement for President Trump’s limo, nicknamed The Beast (the limo, not Trump) is currently undergoing testing by General Motors engineers.
But Vice-President Mike Pence already received his new armored limousine a few days ago and he’s reportedly dissatisfied with the car.
Hmmmm…it does seem a little small: President Trump’s limo dwarfs Pence’s new Cadillac ATS-based car
“He thinks it’s too small, especially when compared to Trump’s limo,” said an anonymous White House staffer who provided the information in exchange for a P.F. Chang’s discount coupon and a case of Blue Moon.
Indeed, whereas the diesel-engined “Beast” is built on a GM commercial truck platform with a faux Cadillac body, Pence’s limo appears to be a slightly modified four-cylinder Cadillac ATS.
We asked White House spokesman Sean Spicer about Pence’s limo, but he responded by throwing his shoe at us and shouting, “How do you know it’s not a V-6, dickweed?!”
