Updated on September 26, 2017
Chevrolet Vows to Stop Making Angry-Looking Cars
Saying there’s already enough unhappiness and conflict in the world, General Motors Vice-President of Design August Dimp today announced the automaker will no longer produce “angry-looking cars.”
Camaro will get happy next year, says GM
To illustrate the future design change, Dimp displayed a photograph of a chipper, smiling 2019 Camaro. “Why be angry?” Dimp asked, “when both we and our cars can be happy and smiley instead?”
Dimp later had to be escorted from the premises by security after the crowd rioted and set fire to the building.
