Posted on October 26, 2017
Astronaut Takes Both Sets of Car Keys Into Space; Wife Pissed
U.S. astronaut Beeker Pugg arrived last week at what will be his new home for the next year–the International Space Station.
Unfortunately, Pugg apparently forgot to check his pockets before leaving home and inadvertently took both sets of keys for the family’s Nissan Altima into space with him.
“My wife called and was like, ‘Have you seen the keys to the car?’ She was foaming at the mouth she was so pissed,” Pugg laughed. “Fortunately, the bus stop is close by.”
“F***ing buttmunch space scum,” barked Pugg’s 34-year-old wife Chantix. “What am I supposed to do, walk to work for the next year? I hope his f***ing space suit rips.”
Pugg said he’ll “bring the keys home next October.”