Local Man Feels He’s “Pretty Close” to Getting Car Clock Set Back to Standard Time

“I’ll probably have the dealer do it next time,” said Apex Hooflander

After a few setbacks that included inadvertently disconnecting his car’s cruise control and soldering his shoelace to the emergency flasher wiring, Apex Hooflander believes he’s pretty close to setting his vehicle’s clock back to standard time.  

“Fortunately, there was a helpful how-to video on Youtube,” he said as he used a shop rag to snuff out a small fire smoldering underneath the dashboard.  


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