Ford Cancels Fusion GPS After Confusion Over Mueller Russia Investigation

Ford today announced they won’t be building the high-performance Fusion GPS sedan after all, citing “too much confusion over that damned Trump-Russia thing.”  

Ford’s Fusion GPS, equipped with the 3.5 liter Ecoboost V-6,  reportedly delivered 365-horsepower and 450 lb-ft of torque to all four wheels.  

“It’s really too bad,” said Ford spokesperson Cookie Sontag.  “But every time we even mentioned the car we’d get flooded with calls from Fox and CNN reporters.”