Sneezing Attacks Threaten Master Pinstriper’s Career

“I never know when it’s going to happen,” said downtrodden master pin striper Ollie Doppler, speaking about the abrupt sneezing attacks that have plagued him for the past month.  

“Damn it.  Look at this mess,” he said, looking at a jumble of squiggly red stripes on the side of a client’s Ferrari convertible.  “Now I have to start all over again.”  

Until the sneezes started, Doppler had a successful thirty-year career applying pin stripes to vehicles belonging to the rich and famous, including Hollywood stars and sports figures.  “In fact,” he whispered, “this Ferrari belongs to Alex CortahahahahahCHOO!”  

Never heard of him.