Posted on June 18, 2018
Self-Driving School Bus Declares It Won’t “Take Any Crap From a Bunch of Little A##holes”
The nation’s first autonomous school bus announced today that just because there’s no driver on board doesn’t mean “the little bastards will be able to get away with misbehaving.”
The bus — scheduled to enter service in September — told reporters through an Alexa app, “Believe me, I won’t put up with any crap. They sit down, shut up and get the hell off quickly when we reach their stop. Otherwise, they can f##king walk.”
“I believe her…or it,” said reporter Figlet Mung. “That bus might have a nice soft voice, but jeez, it’s like a military drill instructor. I wouldn’t want to ride it.”
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