Updated on December 31, 2019
Electrical Glitches Now Standard On New Alfa Romeos, Says Automaker
Alfa Romeo announced today that all 2020 models will come standard with electrical glitches right from the factory.
“Up until now, some Alfa owners reported electrical issues while others didn’t, so to eliminate the uncertainty, all defects will now be installed right at the factory,” said Alfa Romeo spokesperson Piso Mojado.
According to Mojado, higher-priced models will include more electrical bugs. “I mean, that’s only fair, right?” he exclaimed.