Updated on November 18, 2020
Costco Tire Customers to Receive Change in Rotisserie Chickens
Costco quietly announced last week that all customers of its tire centers will receive their change in rotisserie chickens instead of cash.
“It really cuts down on the money handling we have to do,” Costco spokesman Dante McFelger told Parksplug, adding, “And it saves the customer from having to go inside the warehouse to pick up a chicken.” When we countered that not all Costco customers want a rotisserie chicken, McFelger seemed dumbfounded and speechless and simply walked away.
An unidentified Costco tire center customer leaves after receiving his “change”
“I wanted tires, not a handful of chicken platters,” complained Bulimia Netskit of Breakwynd, Virginia, who had just purchased a set of Michelins for her 2002 Daewoo Nubira and was trying to juggle a stack of eight rotisserie chickens. “They didn’t even ask me if I wanted a box,” she complained as she walked toward her car.
