Health Experts: If You’re Going to ROFL, Don’t do it in the Garage

If you ROFL in your garage, you’re much more likely to come into contact with gasoline, oil and other harmful chemicals that can be absorbed through the skin. That’s the word from researchers at the Centers for Disease Control, wherever those are.

At a news conference today, Dr. Sanka Belcher told reporters, “Please save your questions until after the presentation.”

Then she went on to say, “Only a small percentage of those who claim to be ROFLing actually are, but those who do so in the garage expose themselves to dirt, grime and even worse, grit.”

Belcher said ROFLing can even be more harmful than ROFLMFAOing, although the physical changes aren’t as readily apparent.