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Angry Customers Tattoo Dealer’s Own Annoying Slogan On His Forehead

Angry over having a car dealership’s advertising slogan affixed to the back of their brand new cars, an unruly mob of customers took matters into their own hands yesterday, tattooing the dealer’s own catchphrase onto his forehead. Police… Read More

Cubby Milligan in Big Trouble Following Odyssey Vacuum Mishap

CONDOM FOUND JAMMED IN VACUUM CLEANER IN MOM’S HONDA ODYSSEY Cubby Milligan has been grounded for the foreseeable future after a condom was found jammed inside the vacuum hose of his family’s Honda Odyssey.  Cubby,16, had reportedly used… Read More

Financially Ailing Fiat Dealers to Pair Up With Quiznos

Trying to simultaneously save two struggling businesses, the Federal Trade Commission today green-lighted a plan to combine Fiat dealerships with Quiznos sandwich restaurants. “We’ve only been averaging eight new car sales per month,” said glum Fiat dealer Pancho… Read More

Responding to Customer Complaints, Jaguar Vows to Boost the Number of Electrical Glitches in its Vehicles

At a press conference yesterday, Jaguar officials offered an apology to owners of its vehicles and assured them that it’s working hard to increase the number of electrical glitches in its cars and SUVs. That pledge came after the automaker… Read More

Pope’s Evoque’s a Hoax, Says Snopes

Pope Francis is not downsizing from his familiar Mercedes G-Class Popemobile to a Range Rover Evoque, says fact-checking website Snopes. Popemobile fanboys shivered with excitement when websites Motorin’ Pope and Holy Automotive! both broke the news and ran photos… Read More

Crazed Hackers Attack Jeep Gladiator

We like the Jeep Gladiator pickup.  A lot.   But being the inquisitive and impetuous pucks we are, we spent two or three minutes pondering what the four-door Gladie would look like as a short-bed two-door before picking… Read More

How Low is Too Low? Hyundai Reveals 2020 Veloster N

Although it’s only been a year since the Hyundai (pronounced “Hyundai”) Veloster was redesigned, the sporty coupe will nevertheless undergo a major styling change for 2020, according to the same anonymous company insider who two weeks ago revealed that Hyundai’s… Read More

Is This Icon’s New $160K Custom-Built Mercury Bobcat?

The Mercury Bobcat holds a special place in the hearts of fans of poorly crafted 1970’s hatchbacks and wagons. But since production was limited to just six years, finding a Bobcat that hasn’t yet rusted away or been consumed by… Read More

So, Bob had a Wrecked Porsche, an Old AMC Pacer and Some Welding Equipment…