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Updated on November 5, 2015
CAR SALESMAN GOES BERSERK AT BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION AFTER SHOUTING “HIP HIP” AND GETTING NO “HOORAY” IN RETURN
A 34-year-old car salesman was arrested last night after what began as a happy event–a birthday party for a colleague– turned violent. According to an unnamed customer who was at the dealership to have his sparkplugs rotated, about… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
FERRARI BOSS QUITS, LICENSES HIS NAME FOR EYE CHARTS
Just days after longtime Ferrari boss Luca Cordero di Montezemolo announced his resignation, he has disclosed that he will lend his name to the National Optometric Association for use as a doctor’s office eye chart. New Luca… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
MAZDA 3 GRILLE BRACES BECOMING MORE POPULAR
Dr. Buzzene Squeet is an automotive orthodonist, and for the past year, she has limited her practice to just one patient–the Mazda 3. “The car has a very nice smile, but by applying braces, we can turn that… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SOME POLICE DEPARTMENTS TRADE EX-MILITARY VEHICLES FOR LESS AGGRESSIVE MODELS
After widespread debate over whether public law enforcement agencies should acquire former military combat vehicles, at least one department is focused on projecting a less aggressive and friendlier image. Chief Bronnie Teetzle of the Stump River Police… Read More
Updated on September 6, 2016
NEW DEVICE ENSURES AN UNRULY TEEN WON’T RUIN YOUR FAMILY VACATION
Few things can turn a family driving vacation into a nightmare faster than a sulking, rebellious teenager in the back seat. But makers of the CanTeen say their new product solves that problem. “Simply secure the defiant teen… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
BEST VEHICLES FOR THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
According to Cooking Light magazine, four out of every 100 U.S. citizens–or about 30 percent–are enrolled in the Federal Witness Protection Program. For those individuals, choosing the right vehicle can be critical. As a public service, Parksplug offers… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
IS THIS THE 2016 CHEVROLET ÜBERBAN?
There has long been talk that Chevrolet will produce the Überban, an extended-length version of the popular Suburban, but thanks to Parksplug photography intern and Lady Foot Locker assistant manager Biscuit Piscopo, we now have proof such a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
NASA NEWS: LIFELESS MAJOR TOM FLOATS BY SPACE STATION WINDOW
Astronauts aboard the International Space Station said they were shocked this morning to discover the body of Major Tom drifting by outside their window. Major Tom as seen fromspace station window Russian cosmonaut Aleksander Petrok, who first… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
WOULD ELVIS DRIVE…A BUIXUS?
If he was around today, what would The King of Rock and Roll drive? Here at Parksplug, we were curious about that, too, so we contacted Dr. Custer Buspi, a professor at Kosciusko Institute of Transportation Studies and… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
GROUP OF SMALL-BREASTED WOMEN STILL ANGRY OVER 1950’S VW BUS TURN SIGNAL DESIGN
“It’s cruel and demeaning. How Volkswagen, after all these years, can still claim they weren’t mocking women like me is a mystery.” Pee-Wee Peaks Club president Cashmere Yodart-Fickner, 67
