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Posted on July 4, 2019
Focus Group Participants Beg GM to Put Cover Back on 2020 Silverado HD
A focus group being paid to provide comments on the styling of Chevrolet’s 2020 Silverado HD pickup gasped in horror when the sheet covering the truck was lifted, and then pleaded with staffers to immediately replace the veil…. Read More
Updated on June 25, 2019
R U Kidding? A Honda Ridgeline Type R?
We admit it; the Honda Ridgeline is an excellent vehicle. Kind of like the way the Whirlpool WRF535SWHV side-by-side is an excellent refrigerator (Honda Fridgeline, anyone?). While both are competent and well screwed together, neither is likely to… Read More
Updated on June 9, 2019
GM’s Small Diesel Trucks Don’t Clatter Enough, Customers Complain
There’s good news and bad news for GM: The EPA recently named the automaker’s diesel-engined Chevrolet Colorado and GMC Canyon pickups the most fuel-efficient trucks on the highway. What’s the bad news? It seems a growing number of… Read More
Updated on June 6, 2019
First Look at the 2021 Ramborghini — World’s Fastest Pickup?
Talk about your strange bedfellows. Volkswagen-owned Lamborghini and Chrysler-owned Ram are teaming up to produce what they call the “world’s first supertruck.” The 2021 Ramborghini, shown below in a typically appallingly poor quality Parksplug spy photo, blends… Read More
Updated on May 21, 2019
Highway Department to Place Discount Coupons Inside Roadkill
The next time you spot a dead animal in the roadway, you might want to stop and pick it up rather than just drive on by. That’s because highway department officials today announced a new plan to… Read More
Updated on May 21, 2019
Lamborghini’s New Mouth Appliance Helps Owners Pronounce Model Names
Everyone loves Lamborghinis, but many complain the model names are too difficult to pronounce. Fear not, Lamborghini has come out with a solution. The automaker’s new LamboClamp will have owners and enthusiasts alike flawlessly pronouncing even the most… Read More
Posted on April 10, 2019
The Rumor Mill: Volvo’s Chinese Owners to Replace Thor’s Hammer Headlights With “Broken Harbor Freight Hammer” Design
We hear that Geely, the Chinese automotive company that owns Volvo is planning to replace the Swedish brand’s iconic “Thor’s Hammer” headlight with a design referred to internally as “Broken Harbor Freight Hammer.” Expect the change on… Read More
Posted on March 29, 2019
Mercedes Drops Massaging Cupholder Feature
Mercedes-Benz announced today the automaker will no longer offer its innovative but worthless massaging cupholder feature. “We really thought more customers would like it,” said Mercedes-Benz spokesperson Squirtney Furth. “It’s perfect for mixed coffee drinks and smoothies.”… Read More
Posted on March 26, 2019
Audi Admits Copying Datsun B210 Design For its A7
Audi put to rest decades of suspicions today when a company stylist admitted copying the lines of the mid-1970’s Datsun B210 when designing the sleek A7 sedan. “It was a mistake; I shouldn’t have done it,” said… Read More
Updated on March 26, 2019
Shopping Cart Manufacturer Recalls First Vehicle for Wheel-Wobbling Problem
Kundvagn, a Swedish manufacturer of millions of supermarket shopping carts used worldwide, is recalling its first passenger vehicle after dozens of owners reported their car’s front wheels wobbled uncontrollably. “It’s very frustrating,” said Hiho Ruttling, the owner… Read More
