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Updated on November 5, 2015
MAGNETIC SIGN ASSOCIATION DECRIES FORD’S ALUMINUM-BODIED F-150
Magnetic sign association spokesman Jesus Wang tears up at press conference At a news conference today, a spokesman for the nation’s largest magnetic sign association alleged that, “Ford is out to kill the magnetic sign industry with their… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
ELON MUSK’S COMPANIES TESLA AND SpaceX COLLABORATE ON MODEL S EJECTION SEAT
Engineer Orchid Platt recently escaped injury when she separated from the ejection seat during testing. Two of Elon Musk’s companies, automaker Tesla and rocket manufacturer SpaceX are said to be in the final testing phase of an… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
COMMUTERS COMPLAIN ABOUT SWEDISH DAY LABORERS BLOCKING TRAFFIC NEAR IKEA STORE
A man who identified himself only as Haldorapproaches traffic in front of the Ikea store.“I need work. I build boats,” he said. Police are cracking down after receiving complaints from motorists about a large group of Swedish… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
ONE-INCH KEYSTONE PIPELINE APPROVED
One-inch Keystone XL pipeline, shown here, will deliver a couple of gallons of crude oil per day A compromise that will shrink the long-delayed 850-mile-long Keystone XL oil pipeline from 36-inches in diameter to just one inch has led… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
PORSCHE GT3 OWNERS PROHIBITED FROM DRIVING ON NO-BURN DAYS Dinan Isetta BMW TUNER DINAN TO OFFER HIGH-PERFORMANCE ISETTA PARTS PLANS FOR BULLITT-EDITION FORD KA FOR EUROPEAN MARKET SCRAPPED “Apparently no one there has seen the movie,” said forlorn… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES:
GM RECALLS EVERY VEHICLE THEY’VE EVER BUILT…EXCEPT THIS ONE ——-> Some business owners complain that parking spaces for the homely are located too close to buildings BUSINESS OWNERS COMPLAIN THAT DESIGNATED PARKING SPACES FOR THE HOMELY ARE TOO… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
BAUSCH AND LOMB UNVEILS PRESCRIPTION WINDSHIELD
Prescription vs regular windshield: Upper portion of windshield features prescription glass; blurry lower half does not. Courtesy Bausch and Lomb Bausch and Lomb’sWañda Mañaña Optical company Bausch and Lomb today introduced what they claim is the world’s first prescription vehicle… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
POUNDING ON BUTTON OVER AND OVER REALLY DOES MAKE THE “WALK” LIGHT CHANGE FASTER
Turns out that moron standing on the corner repeatedly whacking the button to change the crosswalk light was right. According to a University of Puyallup research project, pushing the crosswalk button more frequently and with greater force actually… Read More
Updated on November 2, 2016
WHY FLOOR MATS COST SO MUCH
A set of automobile floor mats can cost more than $200. To many people, that price seems exorbitant for a product consisting of four small plastic squares or rectangles. So Parksplug asked Pat Fisselouver of Pat and Pat’s… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CALIFORNIA SEEKING VOLUNTEER DRIVERS TO TRANSPORT SALMON DUE TO DROUGHT
Salmon fingerling gets ride in Andalusia Dank’s car California’s severe drought has left rivers too dry for salmon to migrate on their own, so the state is asking for volunteer drivers to provide rides for the fish from… Read More
