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Updated on November 5, 2015
MAN WHO TEASED NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WITH ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC FOUND BLUDGEONED
Orgus Quibb Police say a man who teased neighborhood children by installing a loudspeaker on his truck and driving around the neighborhood blaring “Turkey in the Straw” was found bludgeoned in a creekbed yesterday. Police spokesperson Cookie… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
TOYOTA BUILDS, THEN MISPLACES, THE ONE-BILLIONTH CAMRY
A tired and frustrated Boyd Mizuno (foreground) searches for silver “one-billionth” Toyota Camry Toyota’s big celebration over building the one-billionth Camry was cut short on Monday after officials discovered the car had been misplaced. “We know it’s silver, but… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SIX THINGS THE CHEVROLET CRUZE AND THE UNDER ARMOUR PERFORMANCE JOCKSTRAP HAVE IN COMMON
Chevrolet Cruze 1. Both keep you warm and snug in cold weather 2. Neither comes equipped with a cup, although both have cup holders 3. Both provide excellent support for two front occupants 4. Both handle well and… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
NEW FORD CELEBRITY AIR BAG IGNITES CONTROVERSY
Controversial Rob Ford air bag shown inflating from vehicle steering wheel after rear-end collision Last month, the Ford Motor Company became the first automaker to offer celebrity air bags on its cars and light trucks. Customers can choose… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CAUGHT ON CAMERA! THE AUSTIN-GEELY BUG-EYED SPRITE!
2016 Austin-Geely 蟲-Eyed Sprite photographed during testing UPDATED SPRITE TO BE FIRST PRODUCT OF NEW BRITISH-CHINESE JOINT VENTURE, SAY INSIDERS It won’t roll off the assembly line for at least 18 months, but sources say that when it does,… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
BIG WIN FOR U.S. POSTAL SERVICE IN BAJA 500
It was celebration time yesterday for the half-million employees of the U.S. Postal Service after the federal agency took the checkered flag in the challenging Baja 500 off-road race. A race-prepared USPS Grumman LLV truck beat back entries… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SPY PHOTO: IS THIS THE NEW SILVERADO FAMILY TRUCKSTER?
Rumors that Chevrolet would add a Family Truckster package to its Silverado lineup have been swirling about the blogosphere for some time. But a photograph taken by legendary automotive spy photographer Akrod Peeler indicates the well-lit truck will become… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
PARKSPLUG READER PROFILE
Editor’s note: Each week–or at least every once in a while–we’ll profile one of our readers. Right now, we only have one reader, so for the foreseeable future, we’ll be profiling him over and over. Parksplug reader… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
AVIATION NEWS
IN COST CUTTING MOVE, GOVERNMENT TO TURN OVER AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TO BIRD WATCHERS The Federal Aviation Administration today announced it will turn over all U.S. air traffic control duties to bird watching clubs beginning next fall. … Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
AVIATION NEWS: TSA BLOWS UP SUSPICIOUS PASSENGER
TSA officers blew up an unidentified airline passenger today after he started acting suspiciously, said an agency spokesman. “The male subject was very nervous, had no identification or luggage, and refused to take off his shoes,” said… Read More
