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Updated on January 29, 2019
Oldest Barrett-Jackson Vehicle Pusher Finally Hangs Up His White Gloves
He was among Barrett-Jackson’s first “pushers” when the Scottsdale-based vehicle auction company opened for business in 1971. “I was already 43 back then,” said 91-year old Chester Pulaski, who, next week, will trade his trusty white gloves for… Read More
Updated on January 29, 2019
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Nissan Frontier
70-Million Year-Old Pickup Looks Just Like the 2019 Model Scientists hunting for Tyrannosaurus Rex bones in Montana made a fascinating discovery yesterday when they unearthed a fossil of a Nissan Frontier they estimate to be 70-million years old…. Read More
Updated on January 29, 2019
Subaru Appoints Dogs to Board of Directors
After years of marketing Subarus as a dog’s best friend, the automaker has stepped up and appointed three canines as corporate directors. “We’re proud to announce that Ajax, Cletus and Sprinkles have joined our board,” said Subaru’s CEO… Read More
Updated on October 31, 2018
NEW L.A. TREND: “CELEBRATION OF MILES” FOR DECEASED CARS
“She was only three years old,” said 37-year-old Serge Merkle ruefully. “She didn’t even have a chance to leak any oil.” On a sunny, warm Los Angeles day, Merkle hosted a celebration of miles for his 2011 Ferrari 458… Read More
Posted on October 18, 2018
Changes at Dodge: Charger to Become a Two-Door While Challenger Switches to Four
Don’t ask us why; we don’t know either. We do have to admit, though, that the Charger looks better as a coupe. Note the suicide doors on the Challenger…just like a Rolls. Sort of.
Posted on October 18, 2018
BMW Stretches Body Panel So Model Name Will Fit
BMW’s new high-performance plug-in 5 Series hybrid has a name so long they might as well call it “BMW’s new high-performance plug-in 5 Series hybrid.” In fact, the automaker had to extend the upper rear body panel so the… Read More
Posted on October 17, 2018
The Fusion Raptor That Ford Almost Built
You already know that Ford is killing off its entire car lineup in the U.S. except for the Mustang, right? But were you aware the company nearly green-lighted a Raptor version of the Fusion before ultimately deciding to… Read More
Posted on October 4, 2018
Rats Chew on Alfa’s Electrical Wiring and It’s Never Run Better
A local man credits rats in his garage chewing on the wires of his 2018 Alfa Romeo Giulia for fixing the car’s trouble-prone electrical system. Pluto Venersborg, a 48-year-old cave painter who wears braces even though he… Read More
Posted on September 11, 2018
First Look: Superformance’s New Cobra Pickup!
“The sports car market is in the toilet; everybody wants trucks and SUV’s.” That’s the rationale given by Superformance product development chief Glen Bob Pertner for the decision to graft a 60’s inspired pickup bed onto the company’s… Read More
Posted on September 4, 2018
Exclusive! Movie Car Shootout: Mustang Bullitt vs Camaro Spicoli!
Chevy announced today it will produce the long-rumored Camaro Spicoli in an attempt to steal some of the Mustang Bullitt’s thunder. As you know doubt know, or maybe you don’t, Ford recently introduced an updated version of… Read More
