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Updated on August 21, 2018
Chevy Cruze Claims Detailer Groped It During Wax Job
Rubbing and buffing is one thing, but inappropriate touching “under the rear bumper” is quite another. So says Osprey Maloney, an attorney representing a 2014 Chevrolet Cruze identified only as 5288, the last four digits of its VIN. … Read More
Updated on July 8, 2018
2018 ALFA ROMEO GIULIA OWNER’S MANUAL — AS WRITTEN BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
RED COOLANT TEMPERATURE LAMP Flashing: Perchance accursed engine, during they travels tis beginning to runneth hot. I humbly beseech you, my lord/lady, that thou dost driveth softly to reduceth engine load so that thee may fare well in thy travels…. Read More
Posted on June 19, 2018
Spy Photos Show Big Changes For 2019 Ford Super Duty
In an effort to differentiate the F-350 and F-450 Super Duty pickups, Ford will switch to two tandem rear axles for the larger truck for the ’19 model year. That’s according to an exclusive Parksplug image nabbed by… Read More
Updated on June 20, 2018
Jack Canweld’s Inspiration New Book On Customizing Kia’s Now Available on Amazon
“Every once in a while you read a book that changes your life for the better. This isn’t it.” Unrenowned book reviewer Skindle Wooten
Posted on June 18, 2018
Self-Driving School Bus Declares It Won’t “Take Any Crap From a Bunch of Little A##holes”
The nation’s first autonomous school bus announced today that just because there’s no driver on board doesn’t mean “the little bastards will be able to get away with misbehaving.” The bus — scheduled to enter service in September… Read More
Posted on June 16, 2018
If the Designer of the Honda Civic Type R Also Designed the Gold Wing:
Posted on June 16, 2018
Local Man Named World’s Best Steering Wheel Drummer
A Wad Lake man beat out hundreds of other contestants to take the top prize in the World Steering Wheel Drumming competition, held yesterday at the Knights of Stultus Lodge in downtown Newton’s Crotch. 25-year-old Fitch Stibbler… Read More
Updated on June 16, 2018
PARKSPLUG Q & A
From Parksplug reader Nylot Dildodd: I’ve heard Mazda has redesigned the 2019 Miata in an attempt to discourage the “chick car” appellation. PP: Okay. Thanks for writing. ND: Umm, wait, can I ask a question? PP: You… Read More
Updated on June 16, 2018
MEET THE OTHER BENTLEY BENTAYGA
FASHION MODEL ACCUSES BENTLEY OF STEALING HER NAME : “I HAD IT FIRST, I THINK.” An attorney for British fashion model named Bentley Bentayga said today he will file suit against Volkswagen-owned Bentley for “stealing my client’s name” for… Read More
Updated on June 16, 2018
Ford Cancels Ad Showing Children Pulling New Lighter ’18 Expedition
Ford pulled a commercial showing five children using a rope to pull a 2018 Expedition over a one mile course after the automaker received hundreds of complaints. “We thought the commercial was a clever way to demonstrate… Read More
