HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES

ONLY 20-PERCENT OF DADS WHO THREATENED TO “TURN THIS CAR AROUND” ACTUALLY DID SO, RESEARCHERS SAY.  

Angry over repeatedly being left in the car, Bubbles, 3, took matters into her own paws, locking her owner inside the cargo area of the hatchback. Bubbles also took the car keys and dropped them into a hole she dug in an unknown location

PISSED OFF DOG LEAVES OWNER LOCKED IN CAR WHILE SHE FROLICS AT DOG PARK








GEICO ADMITS THE TIME SPAN IN THE “15 MINUTES CAN SAVE YOU 15-PERCENT ON CAR INSURANCE” AD CAMPAIGN DOES NOT INCLUDE TIME SPENT ON HOLD LISTENING TO SEEMINGLY ENDLESS MUSICAL LOOP OF MUSICBOX DANCER.