PRESIDENT’S GO-IT-ALONE ACTIONS INCLUDE TAKING LIMO OUT BY HIMSELF

President Obama looks back from driver’s seat of limo

Unidentified sources within the Secret Service say they’re frustrated with President Obama’s decision to drive the Presidential limousine himself.  The move follows his recent announcement to act unilaterally to relax U.S. immigration policies.

“The President enjoys driving,” explained White House spokesperson Calafia Spandleman.  “He wants to drive the limo himself and that’s his decision to make,” she said.

“He hasn’t driven in, like, six years, and now he’s going to be cruising around by himself in an armored 20-thousand pound limo?” the unidentified Secret Service insider asked rhetorically.  “I’m not sure that’s a good idea.”

Speaker of the House John Boehner vowed to block Obama’s move by restricting funding for limousine fuel, while the Tea Party faction is calling for a complete shutdown of the White House driveway.

At last report, Obama was practicing J-turns on the south lawn of the White House.