HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES

Confused friends and family from Prineville, Oregon follow driverless hearse as it passes through Rock Springs, Wyoming.

MALFUNCTIONING AUTONOMOUS HEARSE LEADS PROCESSION OF 150 VEHICLES THROUGH FOUR STATES
“We wondered about it, but we figured Bob wanted to get buried someplace out of town.”
Efrem Vert, former neighbor of Bob the deceased guy, after he and his wife followed driverless hearse for nearly seven hours

 

“I love the simple lines.  You know, it seems like I’ve seen something like it before, but I just can’t think of where.” Auto designer Jaxon Clammato

LEAKED SKETCH REPORTEDLY SHOWS FACTORY FIVE’S NEW RAGTOP

A rudimentary sketch leaked to several automotive publications and National Geographic purportedly shows Factory Five’s primitive new roadster.

While there was no comment from the company, sources say the car was to be called the Dino until Ferrari objected.

ANOTHER NAME CHANGE COMING FOR VW GOLF
Volkswagen brass decide to combine “Rabbit” and “Golf” names; car to simply be called “Ralf.”