HATE USING THE BATHROOM AT WORK? CHECK OUT THOR’S NEW PERSONAL RESTROOM TRAILER

  ENJOY THE COMFORT–AND CAR MAGAZINES–OF YOUR OWN BATHROOM ANYWHERE YOU GO WITH THE NEW LIGHTWEIGHT DefiMate!
The DefiMate easily fits in the parking lot at work.  Just don’t be
handing out keys to your co-workers
It’s no secret:  Guys hate using the restroom at work. You can’t relax, lock the door, and have the entire place to yourself like you can at home, and doctors warn that trying to stifle all those loud, abrupt bathroom noises that go prrrrrrrrrrrrt can lead to acute stress.  Worst of all, there are no car magazines.  
Thor, the world’s largest manufacturer of recreational vehicles, employs a lot of men, and realizing their plight, the company decided to introduce the DefiMate, a lightweight portable restroom you can easily tow behind that Ram diesel of yours with the bitchin’ eight-inch diameter through-the-hood exhaust stack.   
Don’t need no mirror…just a place to pour out old beer and put car magazines
You can set up the DefiMate any way you want to.  There’s plenty of wall space for beer signs and antlers, and with the American Standard Siphonic Dual-Flush toilet and its comfortable, extra-wide seat (optional camo coating shown), you can read in comfort for hours.  Check out the DefiMate today.  As its manufacturer says, “We give a crap so you can take one.”  
Go ahead and pee on the floor–ain’t gonna
hurt nothin’
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