PISSED OFF JAGUAR OWNER: “OLD ADAGE ‘TAKE CARE OF YOUR CAR AND IT WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU’ IS A LOAD OF CRAP”

Liam Bunger says his 19-year-old Jaguar breaks down frequently even though he performs regular maintenance

“The most recent problems were a blown radiator, a flat tire and a black box with four prongs sticking out the side that fell from somewhere underneath the dash,” said a morose Liam Bunger, the owner of a 1996 Jaguar XJS.  

Bunger insists his XJS is serviced regularly, saying,  “I even take it to a mechanic who has a British accent.” I’ve taken wonderful care of this car, but it hasn’t taken care of me. That old adage is a load of crap. I’m notifying Snopes.”