AIRCRAFT MAKER’S STEALTH CAR PROTOTYPE CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

A prototype of Lockheed Martin’s upcoming stealth car was photographed yesterday while parked in a Walmart lot in Palmdale, California.  

“I had heard a rumor that Lockheed was going to build it because their military aircraft sales were declining,” said Walmart shopper and aviation buff Pele Nukunukuapua’a, who goes by Pele Nukunukuapu for short.  “I came out of the store and there it was!” he exclaimed, or perhaps, proclaimed. “It doesn’t seem to have doors; I wonder how the occupants get in it,” he wondered.  

Not much is known about the so-called Wheelhawk stealth car other than that the National Association of Chiefs of Police have criticized Lockheed for releasing the car.  

“Radar, Lidar, VASCAR, ANPR, red light cameras, all those enforcement tools are useless against this vehicle,” said NACP president Dooki Suggs, who added, “This will really complicate our efforts to promote traffic safety.”