SPACECRAFT PHOTOGRAPHS WHAT APPEARS TO BE AN AUTOZONE ON PLUTO

After traveling three billion miles, or about the distance between El Paso and Houston, NASA’s New Horizon spacecraft has begun sending back photographs of Pluto. And one image in particular has scientists discombobulated.

 

NASA released this photograph of what scientists believe is a stand-alone AutoZone store and parking lot on Pluto

“We have discovered what looks like an AutoZone on Pluto,” said astrophysicist and part-time Qi Gong instructor Omeprazole Duffy while pointing to a small rectangular area on a black and white photograph of the dwarf planet’s surface.

“It blows my mind,” said Duffy.  “After viewing this photo, our team of scientists is no longer combobulated, I’ll tell you that.”

If it’s existence is confirmed, the store would be AutoZone’s 5,137th location, and the first outside the U.S. and Latin America.

Duffy said the store appears to be surrounded by a large parking area.  “Not only that, but there’s also some sort of bizarre and enormous yellow arrow just to the west of the store,” she said excitedly.