Updated on November 5, 2015
DONALD TRUMP AND BERNIE SANDERS SQUARE OFF IN DEBATE TODAY
Even before the start of debates within their own parties, GOP candidate Donald Trump and Democratic Senator Bernie Sanders have decided to face one another today at the Cheesecake Factory Arena and Convention Center.
“We realize it’s early, but we believe it is important for the American people to, uh, I think they, I’m sorry…crap, I forgot what I was going to say,” said Ronnie L. Biswalt, the debate organizer and the owner a small folding chair rental company.
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| Sanders’ (L) and Trump’s tour buses parked outside the Cheesecake Factory Arena and Convention Center. Note that Trump’s bus is so big it sticks out into the right margin. |
“The Colonel will talk about the issues of concern to the American people, including replacing the giant telecommunications conglomerates with a simple wiki,” said Sanders spokesperson Feather Nsaid.
Trump spokesman Jingo Peruke said he hadn’t spoken with the candidate as Trump had been stuck for hours on an inoperative escalator inside the convention center.
The debate will be televised live on the WTF-TV.
