FIAT TO TAKE ON HYUNDAI’S UPCOMING SANTA CRUZ PICKUP TRUCK!

FAKE SPY PHOTO PROVES FIAT’S SAN BERNADINO MINI-TRUCK IS REAL!

Fiat’s San Bernadino pickup. The diagonal crack in the pavement is thought to be an offshoot of the nearby Snotmy Fault.

Parksplug reader Jolly Ribbles was delivering bowling trophies in Nooseneck over the weekend when he spotted this Fiat San Bernadino pickup parked out front of the Books n’ Fudge store and captured a picture of it with his non-trusty Bell and Howell cell phone.

“I was delivering bowling trophies and…” (we cut him off at this point because we already heard this part).

The San Bernadino is Fiat’s answer to Hyundai’s upcoming Santa Cruz unibody pickup, and can haul some small cats or maybe four bowling trophies. More information was available but isn’t included here because we lost interest.

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