Man Using New Spill-Proof Gas Can Visibly Older After Finally Filling Lawn Mower

A man who was just trying to fill his lawn mower with gas from a new government-approved spill-proof can had noticeably aged by the time he was able to complete the task, according to a neighbor.

“I felt bad for him,” said the neighbor, 72-year-old Frankel Persky, speaking about 28-year-old Allan Oop. “He was trying to hold the can and the spring-loaded spout while pouring, and it took him forever.”