Posted on November 10, 2015
PARKSPLUG UNVEILS NEW SITE
We here at Parksplug were surprised to hear that we recently debuted a redesigned Parksplug site. Of course, we were anxious to find out more, so we asked Parksplug’s Associate Minister of Social Expression Tapioca DelDuca to meet us down the hall in the lunchroom for an interview.
PP: Tapioca, thank you for joining us. Would you like an Almond Joy?
TDD: No thanks; I eat nothing but black beans.
All the crap we tossed out from the old site
PP: Why did Parksplug revamp the site?
TDD: Unfortunately, the fire damage was so extensive we had to start from scratch.
PP: Which, I guess, explains why my desk chair smells like burnt Spam. Tell us about the changes.
TDD: Well, a lot of stuff that used to be white is now black. That’s huge. And we changed the font from Times New Whatever to Lucida Sans Something. Plus, we changed the logo to keep the branding fresh.
PP: What in the world does that mean?
TDD: I don’t know; I read it somewhere.
PP: Anything else?
TDD: Why doesn’t my chair swivel?
