Parksplug’s Top 10 Automotive Stories of 2015 — Number 5

GM TO START RECALLING OTHER BRANDS

General Motors announced today that it has completed recalls on all the vehicles it has built since the company was formed in 1908 by rapper-industrialist will.i.am durant, and hopes to soon start recalling other manufacturers’ vehicles.

“Thousands of GM employees’ jobs are recall-dependant, so we can’t just stop now,” said spokesperson Soufflé Cadwallader.

This 2008 Malibu, shown parked outside Silas Fudge Chevrolet was the last recalled vehicle to be repaired by GM.

This 2008 Malibu, shown parked outside
Silas Fudge Chevrolet was the last recalled vehicle to be repaired by GM.

Asked what brands GM intends to recall, Cadwallader said that no decisions have been made.  “I will tell you, though, that we’re done with ignition switches,” she said.  “Our technicians want to work on other things.  Volkswagen seems to have a lot of issues that look interesting, so maybe we’ll talk to them,” said Cadwallader.

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