New CourtiZone Stores to Combine AutoZone With Traffic Court

Confused motorist Pattycake Dowdy tries to find the traffic court entrance

Despite the sign overhead, confused motorist Pattycake Dowdy can’t locate the entrance to the traffic court at the new CourtiZone store in downtown Muddy Gap

AutoZone is remodeling dozens of their auto supply stores nationwide to incorporate a small courtroom where drivers can go before a judge to take care of traffic tickets.

The new stores will be called CourtiZone, and company spokesman Skeet Moroney told Parksplug, “It’s a real time saver; where else can you get a $200 fuel pump and a $200 fine in one place?”

 

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