Updated on February 18, 2016
Wiring Harness Expert to Help Untangle Woman’s Hair After Her Ride in Fast Convertible
A Peetz County woman whose hair was described as “a wreck” after she went for a short, fast ride in an Audi convertible is getting some much needed detangling help from famed automotive wiring harness installer Atlas Pizarro.
Nutella Shackleford acknowledges she “should have worn a hat or something” during ride in friend’s Audi convertible
“My God, she looks like a power pole in New Delhi,” Pizarro mused as he used a rubber-handled screwdriver to poke through the jumbled nest atop Nutella Shackleford’s head. “I helped rewire a Boeing 757 once that was easier than this. Why didn’t she wear a damned scarf?”
According to Pizarro, fixing Shackleford’s hairdo could take as long as a month.
“Why didn’t she wear a scarf?” wondered wiring expert Atlas Pizzaro
“Just like installing a wiring harness, you start with one end, label it, and follow it until you reach the other end. The only good news is I won’t have to solder anything,” said Pizzaro.
