Updated on February 19, 2016
Mexico Asks to Borrow Some People To Help Build Cars
Production of more than a half-million U.S.-built cars will shift from the U.S. to Mexico over the next five years, according to an article in Afaik Magazine. Production of Ford’s Focus, Fusion, Taurus and C-Max are among those moving south, and the Mexican government — concerned about having enough people to build hundreds of thousands of additional vehicles — has asked the U.S. if it can “borrow back” some of the Mexican citizens living north of the border.
“It would just be temporary until we can build up a workforce here,” said Cesar Mingo, Mexico’s Secretary of Labor. “We could probably have them back in two, three years tops.”
“Jeez, I don’t know,” said U.S. Labor Secretary Gabagonia Delfel. “First our car production is moving south, and now they want to borrow workers to build them, too? Seems like a lot to ask.”
Delfel advised Mexico that she wanted “to sleep on it” before making a decision. “At least production of the ‘most American-made car’ will stay here,” she mused, referring to the Toyota Camry.
RELATED STORY: NAMES OF MEXICAN-BUILT CARS EXPECTED TO CHANGE
As a result of the move south of the border, many of the vehicles involved will likely be renamed, said Automotive/Vastu Shastra consultant Ving Quibbler, who supplied us with a partial list of probable changes. (Current names shown on left; revised names are on the right in Sherwin-Williams Rancid Plum (i.e. purple) colored text)
Ford Focus — Ford El Enfoque
Ford Fusion — Ford La Fusión
Ford C-Max — Ford C-Máximo
Chrysler 200 — Chrysler Doscientos
Dodge Dart — Dodge El Dardo