Apple CEO Locks Himself Out of Car; Police Refuse to Help Open It

by parksplug

Local police told Apple CEO Tim Cook they were unable to help after he locked himself out of his BMW outside an upscale lacto-vegetarian restaurant on Sunday.

A frustrated Tim Cook stands beside his locked BMW while two police officers render assistance

Frustrated Apple CEO Tim Cook stands beside his locked BMW outside a restaurant while two police officers do all they can to assist him

“We just had a lovely dinner of blanched chickpeas over semi-dwarf Sherpa rice, and when we got back to the car, I realized we were locked out,” Cook explained during a FaceTime conversation with Parksplug.

Although the Apple CEO called police, an officer explained that they would be unable to assist him. “If we gained access to your vehicle and someone else learned how we did it, everybody’s car would be at risk,” said the officer.

Cook eventually used his Apple Watch to order an Uber ride, after which police ticketed his BMW for overtime parking.