Updated on January 20, 2020
Dodge Teases New Charger Parolee Package
Dodge has confirmed jailhouse rumors that it will offer a Parolee Package for the 2017 Charger. “We think parolees who have paid their debt to society constitute an untapped automotive market,” said Dodge spokeswoman Bubbles Suggs.
2017 Dodge Charger Parolee Package Edition. It looks worse in person.
“Until now, most parolees looking for an affordable car with primer finish, mismatched wheels, missing hood, rusty panels and duct-taped broken windows were pretty much limited to early 80’s Camaros. Now they can get the same features in a new car with a warranty,” explained Suggs.
According to Dodge, the $200 Parolee Package, payable in cigarettes, also includes loud exhaust and various burned-out exterior lights. “And the tow hooks make it much more convenient during police stops,” Suggs added.
