Search Teams Unable to Locate Missing Camo-Painted Pickup

Satchel Gusterferd regrets his decision to have a camouflage paint job applied to his 2010 Ram 4×4 pickup.  “It’s out here somewhere, but we can’t find it,” he said forlornly or perhaps solemnly as searchers waving metal detectors tromped through the thick brush surrounding Cramp Lake.

The pale, 28-year old Gusterferd, who works 60 hours a week as a plasma donor, planned a restful weekend of fishing and ballistic stretching.

But after stopping to pee near a thick grove of trees, he was unable to find his truck.   “I never should have walked away from it in the forest,” he lamented.  “Damned camo paint.”