PARKSPLUG DICTIONARY: (and, by the way, screw alphabetical order!)

DOGMATIC:  The model of Allison transmission in a Greyhound bus

GUBER:  A clueless Uber driver

AUTOMATED MANUAL:  Used in place of “same difference” or “Dodge Ram”

GNIRGRUBRUN:  The name of the course when the Nurburgring is driven in the opposite direction

PONSTAR: A sexy-sounding Onstar operator

SPORT FUTILITY:  A four-wheel-drive vehicle that constantly gets stuck when off-roading

SCHNOZZLE:  A larger nozzle used for fueling diesel vehicles

DREDGISTRATION:  Trying to locate your registration form buried in the glovebox after being stopped by the police

ASSININE:  The pain, on a one-to-ten scale, felt when a metal spring protrudes through your car seat

PARALLELOBAM:  When your car’s self-parking feature malfunctions.