Chrysler and Dodge to Convert All Their Cars into SUVs

Sales of trucks, crossovers and SUVs are on fire, while car sales continue to freefall. Because of those dismal sales numbers, the few remaining Chrysler and Dodge cars will be transformed into SUVs — and we’ve got the photos to prove it.

Parksplug spy photographer Ichabod Stitts managed to snag the first pictures of prototypes of the upcoming SUVs, which appear to be converted Chrysler 300 and Dodge Challenger and Charger models.

We called Fiat Chrysler headquarters for comment but hung up after being on-hold for 25 minutes listening to a horrid harmonica arrangement of “Time in a Bottle.”

And no, we don’t know if there will be Hellcat versions of the Dodges.