Updated on February 11, 2020
Violent Romantic Triangle Involves Two Assembly Line Robots and a Female Coworker
Two assembly line robots and their female coworker at a Subaru plant in Indiana were fired today after reportedly being involved in a romantic triangle that plant officials claim led to ongoing fights and arguments.
According to officials at the Fetor River plant, the woman, 37-year-old Biloxi Durward, was dating both robots at the same time.
The trio is shown here in happier times. The female coworker is in the middle.
“That led to a big fight,” said employee Poppy Stinch, who asked that her name not be published. “The big robot struck the smaller one, which ended up lying on the ground in a pool of hydraulic fluid. It was horrible.”
A plant spokesman said criminal charges are pending against the larger robot, identified only as a T-9840 Line Nut Tightener. “I think the big one was jealous because Biloxi was spending more time with the Laser-Eyed Fender Welder,” he said.
