“Damn Thanksgiving Turkey Stole Our Jeep,” Complains Hungry, Pissed Off Family

A liquor store security camera took this photo of Chum driving the stolen Jeep Cherokee

This photo of Chum driving the stolen Jeep was taken by a liquor store security camera early this morning

The Trumble family had been raising Chum the turkey for six months and had planned to eat him for Thanksgiving.

Chum, however, had different plans. He somehow stole the Trumble’s 2016 Jeep Cherokee and drove off. His current whereabouts are unknown although police say he was photographed by a security camera while leaving a liquor store about 160 miles north of the Trumble’s home.  

“Damn turkey,” said a bitter Lloyd Trumble. “We ended up eating microwaved White Castle burgers on Thanksgiving.” He told Parksplug that he never wants to see Chum again. “But we’re hoping to get our Jeep back,” he added.

Mugshot photo of Chum was taken after he was arrested for stealing neighbors' underwear off their clotheslines

Mugshot photo of Chum was taken after he was arrested last August for stealing underwear off neighbors’ clotheslines

Anyone who sees Chum or the Cherokee is asked to contact the Drumholler Police Department.

 

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