Updated on November 25, 2016
“Damn Thanksgiving Turkey Stole Our Jeep,” Complains Hungry, Pissed Off Family
The Trumble family had been raising Chum the turkey for six months and had planned to eat him for Thanksgiving.
Chum, however, had different plans. He somehow stole the Trumble’s 2016 Jeep Cherokee and drove off. His current whereabouts are unknown although police say he was photographed by a security camera while leaving a liquor store about 160 miles north of the Trumble’s home.
“Damn turkey,” said a bitter Lloyd Trumble. “We ended up eating microwaved White Castle burgers on Thanksgiving.” He told Parksplug that he never wants to see Chum again. “But we’re hoping to get our Jeep back,” he added.
Anyone who sees Chum or the Cherokee is asked to contact the Drumholler Police Department.