Ram Admits Promaster Van Styling Was Inspired By Late Actor’s Face

After years of denials, Ram truck acknowledged today the Promaster van’s styling was highly influenced by late actor Abe Vigoda’s face.  “We basically copied it,” admitted Ram vice-president Bisbo McNally.

The acknowledgment came as no surprise to the 14 or so Promaster owners.  “It’s too close to be a coincidence,” said 34-year-old Queasie Rodriguez, who uses her van for her roadkill grooming business.  “I’ve had people walk up to my Promaster and ask for an autograph.”