Updated on January 23, 2017
Parksplug Debuts New Live Chat Feature
If You Haven’t Tried it, Don’t Bother; It Doesn’t Work Anyway
Parksplug recently introduced an exciting new feature on its website: a non-functional live chat box that is supposed to float around the screen but doesn’t. 
“Everybody else is using them, so we thought we probably ought to, too,” explained Parksplug’s User Acquisition Manager Gnarlis Ewing as she sat at her desk cleaning her toenails with a fork. “Don’t know why it doesn’t float,” she added before stepping outside for a cigar.
Ewing recommends that viewers continue pressing the red “Start Chat” button until something happens.
