Birds Getting Better at Crapping in Driver’s Line of Sight

An ornithologist (we prefer the term “bird buff”) claims birds have become much more proficient at targeting the area of the windshield directly in front of the driver.  

“They’ve really improved,” said Dr. Button Wirlitzer.  “Most people don’t realize that birds can’t see your car’s windshield and they’re actually trying to crap on you.”  

Wirlitzer encouraged drivers to take a moment to study the bird droppings before washing it off.  “It’s fascinating,” she said.  “It’s fun to dig through the excrement with a pen, looking for seeds, worm parts and what-not.”