Updated on April 13, 2017
Ford to Convert All Its Cars to SUVs
Faced with dwindling sales of its car models, including the formerly hot-selling Fusion and Focus, Ford today announced it will convert its entire U.S. lineup of cars to trucks, SUVs and crossovers.
“Nobody wants cars anymore,” said Ford spokesperson Dahlia Spooch. “Everybody loves sitting way the hell up in the air, so we’re just following the market.”
Smooch released concept photos of the first two vehicles to be converted, the Fusion and the Mustang. While Ford released no other information about the two vehicles, she intimated that there will still be a Shelby version of the Mustang, perhaps called the X350.