Lock Maker Unveils Line of “Nutless” Wheels

Master Locks, a maker of padlocks and security devices dating back to 1050 BC, announced today the company is expanding its product line to include a stylish new automotive wheel.  

“Master’s new Nutless wheel requires no lugnuts and features a classic design familiar to consumers worldwide,” said Master spokesman Herb Bokchoy.  

Each wheel features its own unique security combination and Bokchoy says removing them from the vehicle is simple:  “Raise the car, spin the tire and wheel three times to the right, stopping on the first number.  Then repeat by turning the wheel left, then again to the right.”